Saturday, June 25, 2011

Zu Warriors from the Magic Mountain

Zu Warriors from the Magic Mountain: this film is made of pure chinese crack.

Monday, April 4, 2011

Quick Movie Reviews: 4.4.11

Got a chance to watch two flicks over the weekend.

1. The Expendables



A decent time with some great action scenes, but unfortunately not that great of a film. Script could have used some serious polish and it probably would have been a much better film. But for going back to the basics of "lots of gun fights and ass kicking," the film works. RED managed to pull off the "old guy" action film a bit better. Terry Crews (who should have been given more screen time) stole every scene he was in.

2. The Green Hornet



I did not understand the hate and bad reviews this got. Mrs. JAMG and I had a great time with it. Was Seth Rogen nothing but Seth Rogen? Sure, but it did not really distract from the film at all. Jay Chou turns out an amazing role as Kato and manages to shine throughout. The car was cool (as it should be) and the bad guy (Chrisoph Waltz) was just the right amount of over the top but still subdued. I felt Micheal Gondry did an amazing job offering us a deconstructed look at the super hero genre.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Title Card for a Sunday Afternoon

It's raining outside, chores are done. Scotch in my hand, neat. In theater:




It's a good day for a movie.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Frame Within a Frame Series-Spotlight on:

Frame Within a Frame Series-Spotlight on:





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Wednesday, January 5, 2011

So it looks like there is a lot of scifi/fantasy films coming out this year.
(http://io9.com/5725740/55-science-fictionfantasy-movies-to-watch-out-for-in-2011)

From that list, what im interested in (and theater/rent quality):


The Green Hornet (January 14)
Yah, I actually want to see it. Micheal Gondry is an amazing director so I am curious to see what he can do with the script which probably isn't that great.
Rent


The Adjustment Bureau (March 4)
I love a good mind tweaker.
Rent unless it gets good reviews.

Battle Los Angeles (March 11)
Love me some Aaron Eckhart. This one will hopefully be decent.
Rent


Suing The Devil (March 11)
Malcom McDowell pretty much played the devil in the remake of Fantasy Island and we loved him there (totally un-appreciated and ahead of its time show) so I am in.
Rent.



Limitless (March 18)
Sounds possibly interesting.
Rent.


Paul (March 18)
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as UFO nerds on a road trip in the US and pick up a hitchiking alien? What could you not love? The fact they are working without Edgar Wright however is the deciding factor. Without his guidance will they flounder?
Rent.


Sucker Punch (March 25)
Zach Snyder (love him or hate him) has yet to visually dissapoint me. So far his source material has been already loved and he has treated them with respect. Will be interesting to see what he does with something original.
Theater.


Source Code (April 1)
Moon was fabulous so I am in on that factor alone. Add in Jake G and some time travel/groundhog day action? Im in.
Rent.

Thor (May 6)
Very interested to see where Marvel is really going with all this but mostly excited to see what Mr Shakespeare himself can do with a comic book. Plus, all you racist haters about the casting? Suck it. THE ASGARD ARE ALIENS THEY CAN BE WHAT EVER WE WANT THEM TO BE.
Theater

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (May 20)
Sigh. Yes...i will probably see it. I just dont know anymore.
Rent


The Tree of Life (May 27)
Didnt we already see this in "The Fountain"?
Skip it.


Super 8 (June 10)
Someday you people will understand that JJ Abrahms is a gimmick director with no talent. Until then, keep lining up.
Skip it. Boycott it. Leave a bag of flaming poo on his porch.


The Green Lantern (June 17)
Im actually looking forward to this one.
Theater



Rise of the Apes (June 24)
BAHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

no really?

skip it.


Sinbad: The Fifth Voyage (July 18)
Trailer looked fun. Plus Patrick Stewart.
Rent


Captain America: The First Avenger (July 22)
Again, interested to see where Marvel is going. So glad they are going with the original WWII Cap.
Rent



Cowboys and Aliens (July 29)
James Bond vs Indiana Jones as cowboys vs Aliens? It's like they asked my subconscious how to make a movie. Unfortunately, the source material was weak so hopefully they will make it good.
Theater


Conan 3-D (August 19)
Love Jason Momoa and looking forward to him stepping into the sandals.
Rent



Fright Night (August 19)
So torn. Original has its place and shouldn't be touched. But they went and cast David Tennant.
Not sure

Now (September 30)
Isn't this just a weird take on Logan's Run?
not sure


Real Steel (October 7)
Sounds like a great drinking game
Rent



The Thing (October 14)
Hmmmm. Still unsure. Great original. Doesn't need a prequel. But RDM wrote it.
not sure


Sherlock Holmes 2 (December 16)
Best Bromance ever. Count me in.
Theater


The Adventures of Tintin: Secret of the Unicorn (December 23)
Im in for the power behind it alone.
Rent

Doctor Who odditity

Check out this brain conundrum

1. David Tennant played the 10th doctor
2. David Tennant starred alongside Peter Davidson (5th doctor) in the Time Crash mini episode. David slightly breaks the 4th wall by proclaiming "You were my Doctor"
3. David Tennant stars in a 3rd season episode along side Georgia Moffett (daughter of Peter Davidson)
4. Georgia Moffett plays the Doctors Daughter in that episode (so she is the daughter of 2 Doctors)
5. It was announced today that David Tennant and Georgia Moffett are engaged.

So. He is marrying his own daughter, sired by both himself and a previous incarnation of himself. And that previous incarnation will be giving away his daughter to himself.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

For all my friends who are awesome parents (and those soon to be) I give you a lullaby to soothe your baby to, sung by the dark and sarcastic Tim Minchin.

Friday, December 24, 2010

no, no, no, no, no, YES! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no......

Wait a minute.....



YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!


We miss you Madeline. Thank you for all the wonderful times.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

If something gets in your way, turn.

As one of my family's favorite movies and part 4 of my modern Christmas Film Trilogy* it is now time to give you some of my favorite scenes from Better Off Dead

Two dollars.


Oh Badger. Such a misunderstood ginger.


[Howard Cosell accent] Language lessons.


CHRIST--MAAAS.


Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky


Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.


*The modern Christmas Film Trilogy

1. The Ref
2. Scrooged
3. Die Hard

4. Better Off Dead

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Tron double post.



Since Dr. Mrs Just Another Movie Geek I and saw Tron Legacy today, we decided to revisit the original again last night. I must say, Disney's pulling of it off the shelves in fear that it would hurt the new films chances are ridiculous. The film holds up amazingly well and still looks great. As I am sure has been discussed before, we found the parallels between Flynn and Jesus (the user/God who walks the earth) and Tron and John the Baptist to be very interesting.

I will let the film speak for itself with some cool shots:

If I ever worked in this Cube Farm, I would be so very sad for my life:



Something I never noticed before, Alan is a "Day the Earth Stood Still" fan (look at yellow banner on left wall of cube):



"Mine is an evil stare"



And some Frame within the Frame shots:







Tron Legacy:

I would like to thank everyone who had a hand in making Tron Legacy. That was truly a great early christmas present for my eyes, ears and brain. A rare occurrence of a sequel that actually felt like a natural evolution from the first. The film (while treading in very similar waters) managed to become its own creation. Homages a plenty were throughout the film and brought many a smile to my face. The amazing soundtrack (provided by the ever wonderful Daft Punk) also did not betray its evolutionary roots from Wendy Carlos' ground breaking original score. This film was clearly a love letter to the original and to the fans. Just Another Movie Geek highly recommends.

-Smallish Spoiler: I can think of no better actor than Cillian Murphy to appear as David "the bad guy in the first one" Warner's son. I was quite surprised by that cameo.