If something gets in your way, turn.

As one of my family's favorite movies and part 4 of my modern Christmas Film Trilogy* it is now time to give you some of my favorite scenes from Better Off Dead

Two dollars.


Oh Badger. Such a misunderstood ginger.


[Howard Cosell accent] Language lessons.


CHRIST--MAAAS.


Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky


Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.


*The modern Christmas Film Trilogy

1. The Ref
2. Scrooged
3. Die Hard

4. Better Off Dead